terça-feira, abril 01, 2008

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Se até Jaime Gama (longe da pátria ) na Pérola do Atlântico ,
foi capaz de falar verdade e dizer o que disse , então ,
por que razão não posso eu , no 1º de Abril , dizer que ...



-Mr King não foi amado
-O Estoril x Benfica ( no Algarve ) foi um jogo limpo
-Eles , não andaram juntos , de Sapo em Sapo
-O Juíz Auxiliar não foi a Liverpool
-O Luizinho não foi apanhado ( nas escutas )a escolher árbitros
-A EPUL não financiou o clube da transparência
-Vicente Moura não recebeu ameaças de morte
-Ricardo Bexiga não foi espancado
-A donzela é uma Santa
-O caso Mantorras não constituiu arguido
-Calabote nunca existiu !

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Porto mais a bola é que me guiam mais ninguém
Todos tiveram pai todos tiveram mãe,
Mas eu a quem só o jogo consola
Nasci do amor que há entre o FCP e a bola.

Ah! Que ninguém me dê futsal para sermos campeões
Ninguém me ofereça volei ou balões
Ninguém me diga: “ Viva o Benfica “!
Na minha vida há só um clube que me apraz,
Um clube que em pleno me satisfaz,
Um clube que sempre alegre me traz.
Não sei porque dele sou,
Sei: do Porto eu sou
O que não sou: é Benfica.
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Ehehehehe...

Corrosivo! E quando a ironia é usada assim, como um fino estilete, eles sentem as pontadas...

Ou será k este artigo tb não existiu?:)

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